News Release
June 29, 2024, Cuero, Texas – In a delightful twist of feathers and fate, city officials have embarked on a mission to crown the next Ruby Begonia at this year’s Rally for Ruby turkey race. The stakes are high, the gobbling intense, and the streets alive with clucking anticipation.
Turkey Number One: Too Hot to Trot
Our first contender, affectionately known as “Hot Wings”, had other plans. As the sun beat down, Hot Wings decided that racing was for the birds – literally. With a disdainful glance at the starting line, she waddled off to find a shady spot under a mesquite tree. “Gobble later, folks,” she seemed to say, “I’ve got a sunbathing appointment.”
Turkey Number Two: Shopaholic on the Loose
Meet “Chic Boutique”, the fashion-forward fowl. She strutted down Main Street, feathers fluffed, and beak held high. Her destination? The charming boutiques and antique stores that line the historic downtown. Chic Boutique had her eye on a vintage feather boa and perhaps a new pair of talon-friendly heels.
“Alas, the creamery wasn’t on her shopping radar, and she flapped her wings in protest when they barred her entry. ‘No ice cream? Fowl play!’ she clucked, while the green cow mascot mooed in approval – clearly, it wanted to be the sole mascot strutting down Main Street.”
Turkey Number Three: The True Champion
And then there was “Feather Lightning”. With determination in her beady eyes, she sprinted toward the finish line. The crowd erupted in cheers as Feather Lightning crossed the tape, wings outstretched. Children squealed with delight, and parents snapped photos of the triumphant turkey. She understood the assignment – to race, to entertain, and to bring joy to all. Cuero found its new Ruby Begonia!
Conclusion
As the sun dipped below the horizon, the streets of Cuero echoed with the clucks and gobbles of our feathered friends. The Great Cuero Turkey Race had its winner, and the spirit of Ruby Begonia lived on. So, mark your calendars for October – the turkeys are coming, and they mean business!
Photos courtesy of local poultry paparazzi.
Note: The images above capture the thrilling moments of the race. For more heartwarming snapshots, join us in October for Cuero’s Turkeyfest!